Unwrap Your Health: Holiday Lab Tune-Up Special!
- juliebrown206
- Nov 7
- 2 min read
Tired of feeling blah when everyone else is celebrating? What if you could hit the ground running in 2026 feeling energized, focused, and absolutely ready to conquer your goals? ✨
The holiday season is busy, but it's the perfect time to get a sneak peek under the hood of your health. Let us give your lab work a Functional Medicine makeover so you can stop guessing and start knowing what your body truly needs!
Here's Your Exclusive Holiday Offer: The Functional Lab Review for Just $97!
You already get your routine labs done, so why not get a second, expert set of eyes on them? 👀
🔍 Functional Lab Review: For just $97, you'll get a dedicated review of your existing lab work (less than 6 months old) and receive a personalized functional health report with general recommendations.
🩺 Why $97 is a Steal: Services like Function Health charge close to $400 for just the labs and a written report! Our offer includes that expert functional medicine perspective PLUS a one-hour personalized visit to discuss your results and customize your next steps.
💡 Need New Labs? No problem! We can help you order current, comprehensive testing. The out-of-pocket average cost for labs is around $200, which would be in addition to the $97 review appointment fee.
💳 Use Your HSA/FSA: You can use your Health Savings Account (HSA) or Flexible Spending Account (FSA) to cover these costs!
The Win-Win-Win Thank You!
We are so excited to help you start your journey that we want to make it easy for you to keep going!
Every dollar you spend on this special ($97 lab review + any lab costs) will be credited toward a full package plan when you decide to become a client! That's right—it all goes toward your healing journey!
BONUS! As an extra holiday thank you, you'll also receive a $50 off promotional credit to use on any formal package plan.
Ready to stop ignoring those health whispers and start your New Year feeling like a new you? Don't let this amazing, limited-time offer slip away!
Important Disclaimer (Please Read Before Booking! 📝)
This $97 Functional Lab Review provides you with a professional, functional medicine set of eyes and general recommendations based on your existing or newly ordered lab data. This service does not establish a formal client/patient relationship for ongoing care. If you wish to proceed with a customized treatment plan and dedicated support, you must enroll in one of our comprehensive package programs.
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